Where to start... How about one of the most important parts of football and dating, scouting!
Because let’s face it in both football and dating we don't want someone that's no good, we want someone that can do the job well, for us, that's why it’s important to scout your girl well. For example, a top striker for someone else may not be good for you, look at Shevchenko, he was great for Milan but not for Chelsea and that's the last thing you want in a girl. You don't want someone that looked great with someone else, was this wonderful girl fulfilled all her ‘duties’ and then when you get them they aren’t the same girl... So allow me to elaborate on scouting to prevent this from happening.
If, for example, Chelsea scouts had been looking in the Argentinean league they could have had Tevez that same season they signed Shevchenko for half the price! So how do you scout your girl well? Keep reading and find out, but first let me elaborate on the whole scouting philosophy...
So scouting applies to dating, for example scouting a potential transfer target or in dating terms a potential girl can go a few ways, but the main two are a long term deal (relationship) or a short term loan (booty buddy)...
A long term deal is pretty self explanatory you scout a girl that you want to tie down, but if you're going to do this you have to be sure you get it right, after all you don't want to end up with a Shevchenko do you? So to scout this potential girl you need to know a few things. Is she available, if not, have you got what it takes to tempt her? If she is then how much negotiating is going to be needed? All things you should know before trying to make a transfer.
But a short term loan is different, obviously. A short term loan can end a few ways, for example it can run its cause and you don't think they're worth trying to sign on a permanent deal (a long term relationship) or even another short term deal. Or you can decide to sign on a long deal, but again you need to be sure this is going to work! Another is the option to re-sign on another short loan, the good thing about this particular transfer is there isn't a great deal of commitment involved and I believe there isn't as much scouting involved either, as you can terminate the contract with little fuss whenever you deem necessary if the transfer isn’t right, whether it be the conditions involved or the girl herself just isn’t right for what you want!
If anyone doesn't think this is particularly nice or fair, maybe a bit chauvinistic? Well don't blame me blame society!
Because let’s face it in both football and dating we don't want someone that's no good, we want someone that can do the job well, for us, that's why it’s important to scout your girl well. For example, a top striker for someone else may not be good for you, look at Shevchenko, he was great for Milan but not for Chelsea and that's the last thing you want in a girl. You don't want someone that looked great with someone else, was this wonderful girl fulfilled all her ‘duties’ and then when you get them they aren’t the same girl... So allow me to elaborate on scouting to prevent this from happening.
If, for example, Chelsea scouts had been looking in the Argentinean league they could have had Tevez that same season they signed Shevchenko for half the price! So how do you scout your girl well? Keep reading and find out, but first let me elaborate on the whole scouting philosophy...
So scouting applies to dating, for example scouting a potential transfer target or in dating terms a potential girl can go a few ways, but the main two are a long term deal (relationship) or a short term loan (booty buddy)...
A long term deal is pretty self explanatory you scout a girl that you want to tie down, but if you're going to do this you have to be sure you get it right, after all you don't want to end up with a Shevchenko do you? So to scout this potential girl you need to know a few things. Is she available, if not, have you got what it takes to tempt her? If she is then how much negotiating is going to be needed? All things you should know before trying to make a transfer.
But a short term loan is different, obviously. A short term loan can end a few ways, for example it can run its cause and you don't think they're worth trying to sign on a permanent deal (a long term relationship) or even another short term deal. Or you can decide to sign on a long deal, but again you need to be sure this is going to work! Another is the option to re-sign on another short loan, the good thing about this particular transfer is there isn't a great deal of commitment involved and I believe there isn't as much scouting involved either, as you can terminate the contract with little fuss whenever you deem necessary if the transfer isn’t right, whether it be the conditions involved or the girl herself just isn’t right for what you want!
If anyone doesn't think this is particularly nice or fair, maybe a bit chauvinistic? Well don't blame me blame society!
Saacey
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