Dating is like playing football manager

Since my conversation with my cousins friend about dating is like playing football manager. Before you start laughing or questioning the theory think about it for a second. You talk to a lot of women that you’re trying to either date or sleep with them. What is the main thing you do in football manager? Buy players! You got your transfer kitty and you try to negotiate a transfer for a player for your team. Every guy knows that you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. You need to have a squad, most football teams have their starting 11 and the bench, reserves, and you got your youth team (girls who are 4+ years younger than you) females are unpredictable the more you have on your team the better of succeeding and not getting pulled in.

So this is how it works basically we use this theory to talk in cryptic language when we were around people so that our business wouldn’t be all out in the open.

Transfers/Youth/Reserve:

Transfers

Football term - Transfer you know how it works... A team negotiates to get a player on to their team.

Dating world - When you’re dating a chick you’re in negotiation to get with her, a successful transfer is when you get her.

Unlike football the transfer market is open 365 days 24hrs 7 days a week a transfer could be completed anytime. But be careful there are other clubs out there who are competing for the same players and will tap up players with no regards there is no honour in this game we play.

Transfer Kitty

Football term - transfer kitty is the amount of money a team can use to buy players

Dating world - Your job is your income for your transfer kitty after you take out your taxes and bills whatever you have left is your transfer kitty. Obviously the higher your budget the more girls you can negotiate with and vice versa, I mean you wouldn’t see Huddersfield Town negotiating a deal with Barcelona for Messi would you?! But always remember whatever your budget is Spend Wisely!! Don’t want to do a Leeds do you??

Youth Team

Football terms - Football teams have young players to groom for the future

Dating world - There’s two scenarios A. Sugar daddy who has money and will just buy any women to make wifey one day. Sugar Daddy’s of the world we call them Roberto Mancini. Regular Joes are those who prefer to go with youth because they are ‘inexperienced’, cheap and keen to perform on the big stage we call the regular Joe an Arsene Wenger of the world.

Reserve

Football terms - Players who are not ready yet to play in the first team or recovering from injury to get back into the first team

Dating world - Women who just gotten out of a relationship and are not ready to jump into another one.  Also you have women in your reserve side just for the intention of hooking up and nothing more.  A girl can be dropped into your reserves if another ‘better’ girl becomes available to negotiate with. However it is important to remember not to neglect your reserves otherwise they will become unhappy and move on.
Acelucky